A WHILE IT'S BEEN

Hello guys!

No the blog is not dead, I just needed some time away from it, but back in action, full force and all that shit. Because there is still music in this world that is just too fucked up and nasty to just let it go without proselytising about it. But before that I have a few things to say.

One, March was a postless month because I took part in the iternet boycot. No uploading or downloading anything for the entirety of March. Many of us decided to do this, if you wer ein on it, high five, if not, then I dunno, you must be an idiot. Or not. The reason I did it is because the SOPA act and the PIPA and the more brutal, European version, the ACTA are scray business. I dunno if the boycott had any effect on the ruling to get the fuck of our backs, and ACTA failing miserably in the court, although, to be real, I think that probably one or more of the judges just enjoys kiddie porn, or midget porn, or something, and he did not want it ruining his career, so, they shot it down.

Two, I went to a show yesterday of some band sthat I did not know were gonna be playing, and it rocked, spontaneous drunken moshpit, in a rehearsal room. I felt genuinely good, this cute girl was smelling me for some reason, our basist told her I smelt bad, so she checked. Its these littlr things that make a show fun, and of course, the weed and booze and general good sentiment also help a lot. One of the bands playing are friends, and half their team bucke don em, so they got new folks, ones who play music very differently than the ones who bucked, but it is still good. This is so rare and so fucking good when this happens, change your entire rhythm section and still have a good band? You must know something.

Three, I know posting has been next to nothing, but I have not even time to sleep. Even as we speak my wife is staring at me with these eyes that are saying "this is more important to you than me, you asshole?" How do you answer a question like that? I spend all of my time devoted to blastbeats, they literally gave me purpose in life and somehting to do. I have something that I love, that most people do not have. I am fairly okay at playing them too. Realy, its the only thing I have ever wanted to do wiht my life. Before I knew any of y'all, including me wifey, I knew blast beats. And this is not answering the question. Cana ny hiuman relationship be as all consuming? Does this make blastbeats more important? I dunno. I think I am afraid fo these questions.

Damage Digital have been mentioned before, they are like a zanier, more "Japanese" version of Discordance Axis. They are really crazy, the song structures and drum beats are basically the same, but with extra annoying high snare, god I love it. I dunno why I haven't put up their two full lengths albums yet,vas I have listened the shit out of them, they are a bit more serious than the shorts. Probably because they are a Cephalochromoscope band, they play the kind of music that has its place on that wonderful blog. Which is where I got both of these albums.

DAMAGE DIGITAL- MOSS
DAMAGE DIGITAL- KABE
The next two tapes I wanna talk about are Agathocles stuff. The best AG material was written between 1994 adn 1998 in my humble opinion, and the best in that is when they played wiht that drummer guy who was really good at blastbeats. He was on all of their 95-96 shit. Most people do not like ot think of AG as being a good band, but they are. Even their live shit is killer on here. On one of the tapes they are playing n a radioshow, and it is fucking intense. Also on that tape is Rot form their classic, super burly, super primitive monkey noise attack of fucking rage state, when they were very sloppy and the songs were just SO good. On that tape also is the incredibly forgettable Masher. Mince band, though, so give em credit. Its hard to be Mince. The other tape is a live of AG and also has my special favorites Dahmer on it as well, and a creepy sounding, spazztic American or Canadian band (judging fomr the sound) called Jangle. They are kinda nice I guess. Too bad they released a tape with two of the best bands in the genre, because it is hard to get credit like that. Dahmer sounds hela raw and tight live. Sound Corrupter are also on here, they suck. Its like noise grind kindergarden.

AGATHOCLES/ROT/MASHER
AGATHOCLES/DAHMER/JANGLE/SOUND CORRUPTER

Next up is the noisey, raw, raw shit of Melanocetus Murrayi. Truly unmarvelled in sheer pummeling onslaught of just garbage noise, this band can be exemplified in just one word: relentless.
The highlight of these tapes for me is the split with Industrial Noise. First off, Industrial Noise is fucking great, noise/grind or just raw grind, the music is weitten, but there si pplenty of just playing aorund in it too. Loose atmosphere, leaking almost. Its sick. And the MM side of it is like a noise grind band, but it sounds like a band, you can hear that there are insturments involved, its weird. Usually you dont know what the fuck is happening to your ear drums wiht these guys. Their self titled tape is like really fucking long, endless barage of noise. All of the tape rips were made by Marci, so big up for contribuiting.

MELANOCETUS MURRAYI - GARBAGE NOISE TAPE
MELANOCETUS MURRAYI/INDUSTRIAL NOISE
MELANOCETUS MURRAYI/RATTENKRIEG
MELANOCETUS MURRAYI/DECHE-CHARGE

So there was a hardcore band from the States called Deadfall. They released 3 EPs, did their thing, were around for a bit then split up. Then some of the members founded another band, called Nightstick Justice. The former was a fast, kinda political American hardcore, with, sometimes, blastbeats. The latter is more like an old school faster type of hardcore band, and is fucking killer. Not sure which one is better, overall, as they are both really good. I hardly know anything at all about these bands, but they are on par with Tear It Up for me.

DEADFALL- COMRADES
DEADFALL- KEEP TELLING YOURSELF ITS OKAY
DEADFALL- DESTROYED BY YOUR OWN DEVICE
NIGHTSTICK JUSTICE- DEMO 2006
NIGHTSTICK JUSTICE- ST LP 2008
NIGHTSTICK JUSTICE- CLAUSTROPHOBIC EP
NIGHTSTICK JUSTICE- MINDLESS VIOLENCE EP

Leaving you yet again with some classics. All of these were intended for the blog a long time ago anyhow, so yeah. The first is Entrails Massacre and their split with Cruel Face. Fuckin eh, EM in their prime, probably one of their best records ever. I own this one, but this is not my rip, my vinyl rips are just NOT sounding good at all. Maybe if I wasn't a complete idiot with machinery of any sort, this would not be an issue. Cruel Face are a Brazilian hardcore band that has leanings towards grind. It is fucking great, and on this recors I would say they are as good as Entrals Massacre's side. For me to say that is quite an honour, really, I have a serious soft spot for EM. Tons of blastbeats, good sound quality, in a way, although extra fuckin grimey. Highly recommended.
The other is Excruciating Terror. I have not put anything on here yet form tem, and I cannot seem to remember why. For a while, I only had this EP of them, and when I got a hold of their longer material, I was disappointed. The riffs were great, even cooler than Phobia riffs, but so sloppy, with the drumming so shitty, and the sound so high tech and sterile, it was aweful. Since then I have come to love those two albums, but like how one loves a relative who is insane. This EP however, is true love. The vocals are great, the sound is grimey and foggy, and all kinds of different flavors of fucked up. Sloppy and raw too. Really some of the best grind you can get.
ENTRAILS MASSACRE/CRUEL FACE
EXCRUCIATING TERROR- LEGACY OF HATE

Next post coming soonish, lots of new shit to talk about, so keep an eye out.

INDESCRIBABLE NOISE

Words fail me. All of the things in here are noise. Different geenres, including crust, grindcore, gabber, industrial, power 'lectronics, etc, but in the end, its all noise. Im not gonna tell you what is what, if you like having the bounds of musical experience pushed, download these things.

Let us Begin.

GUILTY CONNECTOR- CURVED DREAM IN TOWN
CONTAGIOUS ORGASM/GOVERNMENT ALPHA
SPACE MACHINE- VECTOR ORBIT GENERATOR

SMG/DECHE-CHARGE
SMG/PARKINSON/KERANAKENO
SMG/CARCASS GRINDER
SMG/SETE STAR SEPT

ELECTRIC FUNERAL- D-BEAT NOISE ATTACK
GO!FILTH!GO!/BESTHÖVEN
ELECTRIC FUNERAL/GO!FILTH!GO!

INGLER- METAENDS CD1
INGLER- METAENDS CD 2

PSYCHOTIC SUFFERANCE/MELANOCETUS MURRAYI 7"
PSYCHOTIC SUFFERANCE/SHITFACED SPLIT TAPE

MASONNA- EJACULATION GENERATER
MASONNA- INNER MIND MYSTIQUE
MASONNA/VIOLENT ONSEN GEISHA

KROSOT- SOCIAL PARIAH EP
KROSOT- S.T.
KROSOT- TAKBAI EP

PEEL SESSIONS + AMERICAN NEW SCHOOL OF GRIND

We have an AWESOME post for you today. It will be full of albino animals. I like 'em, their weird looking. Also, got some e-mails and some comments from friends (not you), saying the blog gets updated TOO OFTEN, and that they cannot keep up. So, smaller posts, more pictures of animals. Nah, just this post, I'm in one of my gay moods, so there. Just bare with me, cutetsy whitey freakish animals demand the death of Michael Vick, and with good reason.

"KILL MICHAEL VICK!! ALSO, WOOF!"

Also, see how cute that one is? It can chew your face off. Completely.
I can see on the flagcounter over there, that the most hits have been taken by Yankees. My dear 'Muhricans, welcome to the rest of the world. You are no longer special ever since that NDAA fucked your country sideways. Now youre like an eastern-european country, dare I say it, like Mother Russia herself! On the serious note though, my condoloences, and welcome to the rest of the world, now, when American crusties talk about their sympathy and their solidarity with the Third World, I will be able to believe them.

Those are a bunch of albino hedgehogs, to console American crusties.
Boy, boy, boy, do I have a special post for you guys. All of the Peel Sessions on one release. The first part has the artwork that I scanned at my new job (I know, I know), and this is a 3 CD release, by Earache, dont tell them though, or they will rip my site to shreds, what with all of the old grind and the Wormrot shit up on here too. This has all of the Peel Sessions, and they are some of the best of some of the best bands to fuck around with our many, many genres of fucked up fast music. Has BOTH Napalm Death sessions, one with Barney, and the other with Nick Bullen, Carcass, ENT, Intense Degree, Heresy, Bolt Thrower, Godflesh and Unseen Terror. Not in that order. In this one:

PEEL SESSIONS CD 1: NAPLAM DEATH 1+2, EXTREME NOISE TERROR
PEEL SESSIONS CD 2: CARCASS, BOLT THROWER
PEEL SESSIONS CD 3: GODFLESH, UNSEEN TERROR, HERESY, INTENSE DEGREE

As awesome as that is, there is yet more awesomeness to come. I have been looking at Cellgrafts blog, and it is the case that they are currently recording a new full-length, which I am waiting for like the motherfucking messiah, also, I looked into some of the bands they play live with, which brought em over to the Gainesville Punks blog. Looking at these bands, I had to come ot the realization that there is all of this awesome grindcore in America that I do not know shit about. Shit's embarrasing, son. So I got in depth with these motherfuckers, and I would like to hit you up with some of their shit.

GRIPE-THE FUTURE DOESN'T NEED YOU
Gripe are super PV influenced, sound like a hardcore band for most of the record, many slow mid-tempo parts suitable for headbanging, some 2 step shit on here as well. Nice gruff vocals, sweet high ends, tuned down, but the blast parts are very typically grindcore, spastic and fucked up. This shit is gonna get a lot better as well, I can already tell. Also, cops on segways, man.

ROBOCOP II

These guys are really weird. The best in this batch, in my hunble opinion. More of the PV vein, tons of really fucking slow parts, frantic blastbeats, and tons and tons of noise, feedback, and smaples. Im gonna go out on a limb here and give these guys the best use of the sampler in 2011 award. Shit's awesome.

OPERATION GRINDCORE COMPILATION
Lots of bands, 24 of them, some of them really fucking good, some of them drum machine grind bands, got a few death/grind bands on here, and one or two bands that are shitty metalcore with blastbeats added just so they can dick ride the grindcore monicker. You know who you are, no need to name call, fuck right off. The rest of the bands rule, though. Mostly hardcore with blastbeats, also some obscure, noisy grind bands.

The motherfucker from Cogs And Sprockets, Andrés Wade, has also been busy, killing the grindcore trademark for the rest of us,producing awesome noise induced, straight up grindcore, with nothing but blastbeats, and innovating the genre with new horizons of shortness and brutality, also raweness. I know, stop dick riding, but its difficult.
So this is his bandcamp page, where all the shit that I cannot find can be found.
You know I have posted much of shit in the past, and will continue to do so, unless he decides to do some whack shit. He also got a split with a breakcore band, called White Ninja, and it is really good too. But this is his Black Friday EP, and also, some tracks from 2 comps, that I totally stole from this guys blog. The EP is really fucking good, longer songs and more sloppy than the rest of his shit, but great songs on here, though.

COGS AND SPROCKETS- BLACK FRIDAY EP
COGS AND SPROCKETS FROM SMALL DOSES COMPILATION
COGS AND SPROCKETS FROM 100 IN 10 COMPILATION

Yes the last two pictures were of an albino peacock. So?

Thats gotta be like the cutest fucking dog ever. I am seriuosly thinking of getting an albino pink nose pitbull, but I hear they dont fare well in project buildings, so I will have to move first.

Lt Dan are an American mincecore band that sound, look and act like fucking Agathocles. This is their split with SMG, whom I continue to love, despite their shit being totally hit or miss, this record is definitely hit, total mince record. For the true cheeseheads out there. Keep that shit mincing hard.

LT DAN/SMG

Also, did you realize that 1982 was 30 years ago? 30 years of blastbeats, man. Insanity. If you count that jazz shit, I guess its more like 40. Damn.

500

With this post, I end a marvelous year. A lot of shit happened this year that made it well worth being alive. Tough fuckin year as well. Anyway, I wanted to do one last post before finishing another one that I will be posting thats gonna take some time, also, I wanna hit you guys with my rips already, which I am always talking about, some shit none of you have heard of. But that will also have to happen in 2012, so until then , there is this post, which also incidentally puts us over the 500 mark.

501 fucking albums on here, man. Fuck.

I wanted to post shit that was grimmy and nasty, and weird and memorable, but still just music that did not play too large a role in my life, for me at least.

Most of this is other peoples shit.

Death Dust Extractor are from Japan, and they are a great noise/crust band from where the fuck else, Japan, and they pwn in a big way. This is a demo of theirs that I swear I have posted before. This keeps happening to me. Anyway, it's from Damaging Noise, which you should always check out. It sounds like a fucking vacuum cleaner is hooked up to an amp at various pitches, screaming from a radio and people banging on shit, roughly to a d-beat. It is fucking filthy and raw as hell.

DEATH DUST EXTRACTOR- SLAY YOUR MASTERS OR SLAVE IN CHAINS

No Less are another one of those bands that I thought I fucking posted earlier, and shame on me if I did not. They are what Hardcore would sound like in a perfect world. Fucked up on weed, PCP and liqour, shit talking, tough as nails, psycho, noisy, fast, tons of weird shit, samples, ghetto ass attitude, man, this band had it all. I guess you could call it noisecore, or PV even, but I dunno, it's just really ghetto, psychotic hardcore. Filthy as well. Got most of it off of Pabst from Am I mean?, another great blog with tons of obscure shit, much better than this one.

NO LESS/AGENTS OF SATAN

NO LESS/EVOLVED TO OBLITERATION

NO LESS- BOXED IN 7"

By the way, if any of you know anything about any more releases form these guys, please let me know. I know of some other bands they were affiliated with, and they all pretty much rule, foremost being the band Plutocracy, who I will post of in greater detail elsewhere.

I am also gonna put up some compilations that don't suck. These are rare, mind you, I sometimes get the idea to make a compilation, but I am just too afraid that it will end up sucking, like 90% of all comps inevitably end up doing. But these comps are good. The Vivisection on the 3 way to the gore comp is not the Vivisection of song and legend from Japan, they are the less good, but still awesome, German, gore influenced Vivisection. Check them out.

AN OLD FASHOINED GRINDCORE ASSAULT 1

AN OLD FASHIONED GRINDCORE ASSAULT 2

3 WAY TO THE GORE

Hip Cops are an elephant in the room band to me. They were at least, until that Archagathus post, when I got to hear them. They fucking rule, the stuff they do on that split is amazing, grindcore and hardcore, filth, etxra fucking filth, putrid atmosphere, just fucking everything up all the time a light speed.

This EP is less filthy, but still pretty goddamn nice, its got d-beats and a bunch of other shit on here that there is less of on the 4 way. Still, this shit also rules, good fucking solid grind/hardcore.

HIP COPS- IN THE SHADOW OF A GRINDING DEATH EP

So there is Christian Goregrind. I bring this up for the sake of novelty, and also, to educate you of its existence. Christians, once again, are stealing our culture.

While the two bands mentioned here, Vomitorial Corpulence and Empty Grave, both fucking rule, and have the good attitude towards gore, which is the gore/noise approach, and are both filthier than a motherfucker, they are fucking Christians for crying out loud. These are the moments that are so upseting. Its like, after having been into Hate Forest for like 3-4 years, and having heard rumors of their being a Nazi band, I find out deifnitely that its true. I still like Hate Forest, and will probably post it even, although I dunno, but this is just crazier.

With these bands though, there is no doubt, they blast that hateful, idiotic, bigoted fucking Christian message loud and clear, talking about killing and maiming demons and shit, dissecting Satan and all that. I mean, besides being the most ridiculous thing in existence, I am sure that this is also a sin, according to most denominations of Christianity. I mean, nowhere does it say thou shalt not play grindcore, but it fucking oughta.

EMPTY GRAVE- INSIDE MAN THEIR IS AN EMPTY SPACE THAT HAS THE SIZE OF GOD

VOMITORIAL CORPULENCE- SKIN STRIPPER

To finish it off, something Satainc must be posted, or else problems might occur. Blasphemophager are a fucking flithy, raw, and thermonuclear black metal band. Their drummer I think might have extra limbs. Hyperblast, war metal, shrieking, fuzz and filth all day long. This is their split with Necroholocaust, who are slower and more death metal influenced, but we shall not hold this against them,a s they too, bring the harsh filthy metal.

BLASPEHMOPHAGER/NECROHOLOCAUST

Thanks for sticking around, almost 2 years, 500 albums, 2012 is going to be full of crazy shit as well. Hope the world will in fact end, although I don't see much chance of that coming around. Here's to hoping.....

If that is the case, then maybe, just maybe, you will have enought ime in your life to finish listening to every single Agathocles split in this post. The guy who runs this Derivados website is a fucking maniac. 119 Agathocles related entries. Insanity.

Crust, Metal, Blastbeats And Gabber Hardcore

After all that grind from last post, your ears are probably still ringing with some of the best music on earth. To counterbalance, I am gonna post a bunch of stuff that has blastbeats that is technical, and metal, and well played, and all that shit. I am also gonna post some fast, fast, hard electronic music that only people who use/used drugs are going to appreciate fully. The rest of you might like it, but there are a bunch of things you simply will not hear if you have spent most of your life sober.

Also, first and foremost, I would like to post some crust. Masskontrol I have talked of before, their Recycle Or Die flexi is up on this blog for download, good luck finding it. They are everything I love about crust, fast, fucked up, political, but very antisocial and anti-human, and every once in a while contain blastbeats, but more often, just those fastcore tempo, not quiet blastbeats, which I also love. Those, if they get fast enough, are true blue blastbeats. This band is a lot like Disrupt, who may well be the best crust band on earth. But these guys have a less distinctely American, particularly Oregon, feel to them, they are more like what Swedish expats who spent 20 years in an American ghetto would write, if they were imprisioned for blowing people up. It's that good.

MASSKONTROL- WARPATH

MASSKONTROL/BATTLE OF DISARM

MASSKONTROL- WILL YOU EVER LEARN?

Another thing that I love is when Japanese bands pretend to be Finnish, or Swedish bands. Kriegshög, who do not actually sound like Krigshot, which is weird, have a great name, great sound, and that one riff in that song "Zouo" is like the bets crust riff ever. It comes back on like evry second song of theirs, and is on every album. This is d-beat all the way, and it sounds great. Raw, but audible, noisy and screechy, but with discernible riffage, prime band for covering. Also, they have great fucking art work.

KRIEGSHÖG/DOG SOLDIER

KRIEGSHÖG/DEATHTRIBE

KRIEGSHÖG- HARDCORE HELL EP

KRIEGSHÖG- DEMO 2007

KRIEGSHÖG- COVERS TAPE

KRIEGSHÖG- ST LP

Another awesome band, this time from Germany, and employing no blastbeats what so ever, are Recharge. The reason I like them is because they are simply put, the best imitation of Discharge out there. A lot of the times dis-bands do not sound like Discharge at all, they sound like clone bands for sure, but of each other and not of Discharge. Which is fine and dandy, if you ask me. However, this band, they do sound so much like the original its amazing. They have their own "unique" things going on, but lets get real, its d-beat, its typical, it is exactly what you would expect, down to every last syllable and riff played. Just a great example of how to bite well.

RECHARGE- MENSCHEN, HASS, VERNICHTUNG

RECHARGE- HAMBURG 42

RECHARGE- SILENT SCREAMS

RECHARGE/EXTINCT GOVERNMENT

This part of the post is going to be all about the life and times of Mr Helmkamp, who is a metal guy who did such amazing bands as Angelcorpse, Conqueror, Revenge, and a host of other ones. Aside from being a main force in the whole bestial balck/war metal thinggie, and providing the negative ideological basis for the genre itself, he is also a great fucking musician. His music is thick, dense and full of fucking blastbeats. He is a musical genius of our times. I don't know how much of his ideology I am willing to buy, however, it is very war oriented, and smells a little like the extreme right wing, although he could not be said to be a part of that movement. However, most of it has to do with reevaluating the worth of humanity in general, which I am all for, and also of destroying religious folks which I also give the thumbs up for. As for the warlike-ness and the whole thing, I truly believe that that is all shinnanigans, although I saw Revenge live in Brooklyn in like, fuckin, when was that, 2002?? I think it must have been, he seemed pretty fucking serious about whatever it is that he writes songs about. The lyrics don't make much sense to be real with you. At least, not to me, because I am not a part of the 'iron goat command'. I do not have command of the Iron Baphomet. In fact, there is very little I have command over. Thats why I keep cats. Plus, they eat vermin. Can't go wrong with cats.The first band I know of that is his is Conqueror, which is the precursor to Revenge, its the same, except not played as well. I have already posted their split with Black Witchery, and now, here is their demo, its very much like all their other stuff.

CONQUEROR- ANNIHILATE

His best band by far is Angelcorpse. They are technical, and awesome, and also somehow, remaining old school. Possibly one of the fastest death metal bands out there, which is saying a lot. Tons of speed, the guy must be like some sort of machine, really, super on point, super fast, super hard all the time. Making me look bad.Their best one, in my opinion, although they are all excellent, would have to be The Inexorable. Iron, Blood and Blasphemy is a collection of demos and EPs and shit, where they play classic heavy metal and black/thrash songs, and old school shit as well, first demo, that sort of thing, and also, it includes a live as well. It is a little bit less uncompromising and non-stop onslaught like as the rest of their stuff. Their new one, Of Lucifer And Lightning, has gotten a lot of flack, but I think that one is also awesome, but you can defiinitely hear that they all have a million side-projects by this point. Its not as good as some of their other stuff, but its still some of the best death metal out there period.

ANGELCORPSE- THE INEXORABLE

ANGELCORPSE- IRON, BLOOD AND BLASPHEMY

ANGELCORPSE- OF LUCIFER AND LIGHTINING

ANGELCORPSE- EXTERMINATE

ANGELCORPSE- HAMMER OF GODS

ANGELCORPSE- DEATH DRAGONS OF THE APOCALYPSE

The band that he recently did was called Kerasphorus, and its very much like Angelcorpse, except its got this weird-o, mystical, black metalish thing going on with it. Its super good though, you need to listen to it at least twice just to remember the riffs. Fucking really, really good. Dense, intertwining, frothing and bubling cauldron of blasphemy and hate. Pure awesome.

KERASPHORUS- NECRONAUT

KERASPHORUS- CLOVEN HOOVES AT THE HOLOCAUST DAWN

Revenge is like his most relentless band ever. Its got shrieking and shitty sounds and just blastbeats the whole time, and nothing else but, except sometimes there is a guy screaming into a pitch shifter. 2-3 minutes of just blasting and menial riffage, and screaming about hate and death. It is war metal to the fullest. I would hate to play this music live, it must be tiresome. Fucking good to listen to, if you are trying to kill someone though. They have a bunch more, but they are all like this.

REVENGE- VICTORY.INTOLERANCE.MASTERY.

REVENGE- ATTACK.BLOOD.REVENGE.

Another great band who Mr Helmkamp was NOT invovled in,as far as I know, but sounds like he might have been, is Diocletian. Named after the last Roman Emperor to persecute Christians, the band plays war metal with a balckened, mystical edge that wil make you fucking freak out. Relentless in its brutality and non-stop onslaught, the riffs are hardly memorable, but fuck em, its about the sheer trudging, slaughtering power of this band. Also, they are from New Zealand. What the fuck?

DIOCLETIAN- DOOM CULT

Unfortunately, mediafire will not allow me to upload anything over 200 MB. So, I cannot post the awesomeness that is Terorrdrome. Suffice to say, in the world of dance music, Gabber is the equivalent of what Grindcore is in Punk. It is fast, relentless, hardcore as fuck, noisy, and evil. If noisy, evil, fast shit is what you like, then you will like this shit as well. I wanted to upload all of them, but here is a post where you can find them, they are compilation CDs, ten of them, and they are super fucked up.

And to keep the tradition going, Im going to leave you with some classics.

This is Tumor, from Germany, and they are an old school as fuck noise/grind band, playing the genre in the way that I like it to be played. Semi-written, semi-composed, short songs, blastbeats the whole time, super fucking fast and sloppy as well, plenty of improvisation, grimmy but audible sound, distortion to fucking deafness. Got it off of the Damaging Noise blog, so props to Shawn for always keeping shit as real as he keeps it, rant wise and music wise as well. Grimy little piece of shit of an album.

TUMOR- IMPLOSION OF BOWELS

And one more, just for the road. Y'all know I love Regurgitate, this one specific time of theirs, when they absolutely nailed the genre. Nailed it. This is a record smack dab in the middle of that time frame, when Rgte were the best grindcore band on the planet. Well, maybe thats a little bit much, but seriously, they were great. This is their split with Psychotic Noise, and it fucking rules, everything that is good about grind, lo-fi, mysterious sound, plenty of noise, great riffs, blast beats, double times, sick vocals, great primitive riffs, more noise, gore, hatred and a high snare sound.

RGTE/PSYCHOTIC NOISE

Till next time.

TRUE GRIND

There has been too much weird shit on the blog lately. I got away from the real grind since that mincecore post, I have been boring you with black noise, metal stuff, spacey noise shit, and what not. So I decided to be good to y'all, and bring back albums that are typical for this blog. Aside from that, there will be a short rant and then some shit I will post that will catch you of guard. You know it's true. I like some shit that will very much surprise the shit out of all of you. So let's start with the unsurprising stuff first.

Syntax are a band I picked up off of Cephalochromoscope, still one of the best blogs ever. Not kissing ass, just stating facts. They sound a lot like Discordance Axis, who are godlike and to be emulated always, except a little bit more breakdownish, and with more of these weird drum fills. Otherwise, total clone band. Which I don't mind even for a split second. I guess we don't have a name for oursleves, but I definitely see this sort of pot head, grind freak whose life has totally been changed, for the better, by Discordance Axis, and a host of other bands, closely realted to them. Maybe we need to start thinking about our own sub-culture, make it into a trend, get rich off of stupid American suburb kids, then 10 years down the line complain about how it was only true when it was unknown, beat up on new comers, come up with our own piercings, and look down on everyone else, before quiting and getting a day job at Sunoco Oil.

Or just go nameless and unknown, but know that we exist. And no other mention shall go of this, except for these few words, on this unknown blog.

SYNTAX 2009 DEMO

You know there are like 5-10 good grindcore bands around the earth in any given minute. It's true, so if your band starts to suck, know that the internet is winning the cultural war in China. Hey, I would sacrifice your shitty band for a good chinese grindcore band. But if that band starts to exist, you know what they are going to need on their hard journey to victory? Agathocles. You can never have enough Agathocles, all of you are starting to forget that, or trying to pretend like that's not the case. So here is some classic Agathocles.

AG/DRUDGE

AG/GORGONIZED DORKS

AG- CABBALIC GNOSTICISM

AG- BACK TO 87

Also, while on the subject of Agathocles, I would like to mention, in an attempt to not let cool things die out, the existence of Mitten Spider split records, two of them. One with, of course, AG, and one with their japanese counter parts, Unholy Grave.I have one of their splits, the one with AG of course, but I have not ripped it yet. So this is someone else's rip. Whatevs. Mitten Spider are noisy, fucked up, and play like, grind/hardcore I guess. Really its well into the noise category. So yeah. They are also super ghetto.

AG/MITTEN SPIDER

UNHOLY GRAVE/MITTEN SPIDER

Tizedes És A Többiek is an old school Hungarian hardcore/punk band, and I am posting this, lacking blastbeats and all that shit, because of a conversation I had with my guitarist. Guys, Hungarian old school punk is not like any other sort of music, it has its own little elements that are not present in anything else, yet it is for sure early hardcore influenced. Its very interetsing, people outside of Hungary dont know of its existence, so, here is a classic of the genre. Raw, melancholic, old school and punker than a hedgehog in a leather coat.

TIZEDES ÉS A TÖBBIEK DEMO

You know how I was all butt hurt about not having anything from Grudge, other than their split with Regurgitate, right? Well, thanks to this awesome blog, I found another EP from these guys, entitled Raw Grind. That is precisely what it is, raw, old school, filthy japanese grindcore. They sound a bit like Gore Beyond Necropsy on this one, three miles of distortion, but everything so downtuned that the fuzz has this aggresive quality even before they start playing, and everything is constantly feeding back. The vocals are really weird, too. Not what you would expect at all. Lot's of rock and rollish shit in there. What's with Japanese noise/grind stuff always going for that rock n rollish quality?

GRUDGE- RAW GRIND EP

Another old band, this is Denak, with a 10 inch ingeniously entitled "Grindcore". This band rules for a number of different reasons, one of them being the vocals sounding like they are coming from a megaphone being yelled into a tape deck some 150 miles off. The other is the sick ass blast beats these guys deliver. Also, there are slow riffs in basically all of the songs, and they are always awesome. These guys know what to put into a song, keeping it orthodox, but extremely enjoyable. No surprises on here, the sound is classic Denak, in one word, pure awesomeness.

DENAK- GRINDCORE 10"

Next up I wanna post some shit from PLF, an American grindcore band that kicks ass. Other than having a split with Disturbance Project, Massgrave and Uzi Suicide, whose name is better than its music, but it would beh ard to live up to that one, anyway, PLF totally fucking slays, and always plays an awesome cover, too. Very typical fo the American, West Coast sort of grind, they play awesome riffs with fuking fast ass blastbeats the whole way through, songs hardly ever over one minute, almost never reaching two. The acronym stands for Pretty Little Flower. I always thought that was hillarious as well.

PLF/UNHOLY GRAVE

PLF/BIZARRE X

PLF/MASSGRAVE

PLF/UZI SUICIDE

Disturbance Project are the band that came after Denak, with a singer from Ohio. They are an awesome band, more of the old school, really fast type of grindcore. They are really good peoples as well.

I could have sworn that I put this shit up before, but if I have not, then now is the time. Also mentioned here is Terrorismo Musical, who I could swear I posted already too, but it's not in my Mediafire files, so I guess I didn't. It's made by the same guys who make Go Filth Go and Melanocetus Murrayi, and this is their gored out grindcore band, although its not very gore, its fucking intense grind, with some great vocals. Awesome band, great riffs, true grindcore.

TERRORISMO MUSICAL- PARANOIA COLLECTIVA

TERRORISMO MUSICAL/DISTURBANCE PROJECT

DISTURBANCE PROJECT/PULMONARY FIBROSIS

DISTURBANCE PROJECT/FISTFUCK

DISTURBANCE PROJECT/SUBCUT

DISTURBANCE PROJECT/PLAGUE RAGES

Also long overdue is the promise of my giving you guys all of the Archagathus I can find. I already put their split with DT80K up here, but it was mentioned that it is not enough. So Ima hook it up for you guys. Great band live as well, mincecore to the fullest. Most of this shit came from this blog. If you are into old school sick grindcore, you will do yourself a favor and check this out.

ARCHAGTHUS/BANGSAT

ARCHAGTHUS/COSTA COSANOSTRA

AGATHOCLES/ARCHAGATHUS

ARCHAGATHUS- ATROCIOUS HALITOSIS FROM NAUSEATING DISGORGEMENT

SMG/ARCHAGATHUS

ARCHAGATHUS/KERENAKENO

ARCHAGATHUS/SENGAYA

ARCHAGATHUS/HALLUCINOSIS

ARCHAGATHUS/UNHOLY GRAVE

ARCHAGATHUS/SAKATAT
ARCHAGTHUS/HIP COPS/VIOLENT GORGE/PANCREACTOMIE

ARCHAGATHUS/GONER

Also, there is some music which has blastbeats, but also a lot of really gay stuff as well. I want to post some of it, because it has not been posted, and I love some of it. Usually it's this ime of year only that I can listen to this shit, but then it feels real good. Real good.

It's this kind of music that cannot be called grind in reality, but for lack of a better description, it has been lumped in with the grind category. Its technical, nice sounding, and involves blast beats. By current standards these are supposed to be representatives of different genres, but realistically, they sound similar enough to me.
Alienation Mentale are a good example of this. A lot of avant-garde shit going on, but definitely death/grind roots, strange vocals, riffs all over the pace, intense blast beats as well. I believe they are Czech. Not entirely sure, though.

ALIENATION MENTALE- BALL SPOUTER

Bucket full of teeth are made by a bunch of screamo guys, its American, it involves noise, and it was supposed to be a grindcore project. Needless to say, its not grindcore at all, but its fast, its short, its aggressive, it involves screaming and feedback, so I like it. It does give the format a very interesting twist. Pretty harsh, pretty hard to listen to, but well worth it.

BUCKET FULL OF TEETH I, II, II
BUCKET FULL OF TEETH IV

Also kind of like this, too smart for its own good type of musci with blastbeats is a band that is definitely grindcore, except with hardly any distortion,a weird thin sound, technique, weird artsy shit and a bunch of noise. They are Asterisk, and this is their discography CD.

ASTERISK DISCOGRAPHY CD "DOGMA: DEATH OF A DROMOLOGIST"

Back to the full on grind. I have finally found the much anticipated Ulcerrhoea/Academic Worms/Warsore/Feculent Goretomb 4 way split tape, on the aorementoned blog, which by the way totally fucking rules. It might be the isngle bets blog on the internet. This guy has shit I have been looking for forever. This shit is basically noise, if you really like old school sick disgusting grindcore, this is the tape for you. Split tapes are the format for this musical genre.

WARSORE/ULCERRHOEA/FECULENT GORETOMB/ACADEMIC WORMS

Also psyched to tell y'all, Chappa'ai stuff is now oficially done and mastered, and the production of the physical tapes themselves has begun. 13 minutes of fucked up space/noise grind. Just recorded the last track o harsh noise on to it, its a really good space grind/harsh noise combination thinggie. First time I post any of my own shit, other than that Human Error split I linked a while back. Anyways, lots of fun, you guys will love it, for fans of 7 Minutes Of Nausea, Gore Beyond Necropsy and MSBR, and only if you like all three of these. Otherwise, probably you will hate it.
Okay, over and out.

MEGAPOST

Back from tour, and I am going to share all the shit that I collected on my way. Totally awesome junk for you, mostly from Finland, as we played alone in the Baltics for the most part. The Baltic region of the world fucking rules, though, if you get a chance to go up there, by all means do so, shit is insane, thhose people know how to treat a guest. I dunno about living there, but visiting there is fucking awesome. I also wanna use this space here to give a big up to the Feastem boys and to all the bands we played with, and all of the motherfuckers who let us crash in their house, Human Error loves you, most of them will have a little something-something here so I can spread the word about their existence and or awesomeness. I am also gonna devulge a bunch of CD rips that I have made recently. I think we are looking at 20+ obscure fucking albums, so should be fun for you guys. Guarantee I got shit none of y'all do, which is rare for this blog. So roll up a fatty, sit back, relax, and let the noise enter your blood stream like a narcotic, poisoning your mind.
I also wanna say a few words about the comments section. Shit is getting out of hand. This one dude threw up this band Numb, to listen to. This is for you buddy, I am gonna post that shit. Fair is fair. Also Shanetera, yo, I told you I don't care about comments, dawg. However, since you asked, no, I did not add Archagathus, I meant to, but I had just recently added their split with dt80k, so I figured, fuck it. Also, SMG are not a mincecore band, in my opinion. They are awesome, and I plan on posting all of their shit soon. Cuz I have it, however, eventhough the genres are quiet fluid and the differences are not always easy to spot, I will say that they are not mince, they are noise/grind. So there. And yes, there will be mince part 2. With Archagathus. I guess what I am trying to say is, thanks for the interest, amn, I really appreciate it.
Let's fucking go.

Numb are (were) a band from Seattle who I picked up in the comments section of this fucking blog. Big up to the motherfucler who posted it. They are sorta melodic and melancholy like Majority Rule, but are a grind/pv band. They remind me of like, a balck metal version of Enemy Soil. The LP is cleaner sounding, the tape is grimmier than a motherfucker. The music itself is nice and clean though. Coulda used a page outta the AG book of writing songs. But still, its fucking fun to listen to, great band.

NUMB- FINAL LP
NUMB- TAPE RECORDINGS

Niistykko are a band of my homie Eetu from fucking Finland, the boy is from Oulu province, but he is doing his backwards ass Finnish mandatory military shit in Helsinki, so that is where I met him. We kidnapped him to Lahti with us. He might go to jail for missing like a day of military junta bullshit. Anyway, the band is fucking rad, d-beats versus blasbeats all day ling, this is their only recording, no physical copies were made. I hope they keep this shit up. Lyrics are about drinking and murder and Olaf Palme exclusively.

NISTIKKO- HAVITYS

Feastem are a great Nasum-esque, metalled out grind band form Finnland, who we might have a split with soon. They lack filth, but make up for it in fucking absolute precision grind, their drummer is like a goddamn machine, the boy doesn't know how to fuck up. I could give him lessons on that much at least. Seriously though, fucking rad drummer. Here are two albums, the first sounds a little bit grainier, but they both sound like death metal albums. If you like that sort of grind, and we all do sometimes, than this is for you. It gets fairly technical at times, but never gets boring, though. They know how to keep it interesting. Bomb track off of the first one is "Worthless", live they do this awesome noise solo in the middle, also "Left For The Vermin To Feast On", cuz Im a sucker for vocal stops. The second one, gotta be "Workingman Blues", or "Nalka". Whatevs, fucking great shit.

FEASTEM- FEAR IN CONCRETE
FEASTEM- WORLD DELIRIUM

Sociasylum are a band from Tallin, Estonia, and this recording does not do them justice. They play Power Violence, and they are really good at it, they fucking flew with it live, the slow parts are cool too, but the fats parts are like the fuckign bomb. Their drummer is this super talented young kid, too, the kid is off the fucking chain. They are gonna record some more shit so keep an eye out, cuz their live is like 80 million times better than this recording.

SOCIASYLUM- SOCIAL ASYLUM

This is the drummer guys other band, but its not him playing on this one. He just helps out with the drums, this is true Estonian beatdown/tuff guy hardcore, but its fairly good. Im not a fan of the genre and even I like this one a lot. The recording sounds a bit thin to me, other than that, awesome record, classic shit.

NMR- NO COMPROMISE

This is another crazy fucking Finnish band called Psykoanalyysi, they have super short songs, they are a bunch of young ass Motörhead fans, shit tons of d-beat on here, also, quiet a bit of grind going on as well. The songs are written well, its fun to listen to, live they are really the bomb, they carry the old Finnish hardcore vein of singing on, which is great. Metal kids. Anyhoo, good CD, grab it if you like filthy d-beaty northern grind.

PSYKONALAYYSI-KIVITYS EP

PKIK are from Vilnius, Lithuania, they have played in budapest before, so we knew 'em. Mix up Carcass with a bunch of newer school gore stuff, and you get this band. They are also female fronted, and the lady is fucking hot as hell. Really nice as well, we got drunk together, lots of fun. Also, I tried to locate this hardcore band form Lithuania called Zhurkes, but the link was not working. If you guys can hook it up, I will be very happy indeed. The gurgly voclas are sickening on this one, the high end is pretty good too, lots of groove, not that many blastbeats, though. The ratio needs more work, but a good band, if you have the patience. The first one is more of your standard gore stuff, but way more groove, and the second one is more in the vein of Carcass worship. The second one is better as well, in my humble opinion.

PKIK- PRIE NERIES
PKIK-MESMALES SUKITES GREITAI

Next up are some CD rips. This metal kid I know had a distro, or maybe just a masisve personal colelction, he is selling most of it, so I managed to get all of his Slugathor off of him. I already had some, but now I own the rest. In case you don't know them, Slugathor are a fucking genius band from none other than Finland, and they have released a cover of an old Hungarian band, and they also have a split with a Hungarian band. Those will not be included in this. I don't have them, and frankly, I am not interested in having them either. Slugathor play primitive death metal, dungeon style, true fucking grimmy, nasty shit. Here is three of their albums, the last one is a compilation of their old demos and shit.

SLUGATHOR- UNLEASHING THE SLUGATHRON

SLUGATHOR- CIRCLE OF DEATH

SLUGATHOR- ECHOES FROM BENEATH

SLUGATHOR- REVILED, DEFAMED AND SPAT UPON

There was this zine in Hungary called post-human, what an awesome name it had. Sadly, it dealt mostly with sub-par black metal and humorous grindcore bands, instead of focusing on music that is actually good. But their attitude was what it needed to be, only the underground, only struggling musicians, only for fanatics. I like that sort of elitism that you see in metal. But it has no place in grind. Anyways, great zine, they had these CDs, some of them good, some of them bad, most of them sort of mediocre. I put it up here for the fans. I got them for free. My band, Human Error, is also on one fo these with a song that I did not play drums on. Good bands on these comps would be Industrial Noise, Gorgonized Dorks, See You In Hell, Barbatos, Massgrave Symphonies, Art Of Massacre, Daily Life Sucks, Gyalázat, Mizar, Another Way, Neuropathia and Unfit Ass. So worth listening to.

POST HUMAN VOL 1

POST HUMAN VOL 2

POST HUMAN VOL 3

And yes, I am gonna go there. Profanatica rule. Here is a smidgen of their discography, not full by any definition fo the word. Two full elngths and a split from their early days, as well as a demo. They are all obscure, fucked up, and weird. Not a fan of American black metal, but this band, Demoncy and Judas Iscariot are worth a mention. Also, in the land with the most christian fudementalists, it would make sense that these folk concentrate only on blasphemy and hatred of christians, and that is why I love these bands so much. Just one way hate, absolute fuming and boiling. Great shit. This band makes a serious attempt at being the most blasphemous out there, it gets silly from time to time, but they are great, good at writing riffs, bits of chaos in there as well, doomy, slow, end of the world riffs here and there for good measure, its got a good feel. There is a drum machine no some of this shit, though, just to be up front about it. I know, lame. But still good because of the fucked up hateful atmosphere.

PROFANATICA- BROKEN THRONE OF CHRIST

PROFANATICA/MASACRE

PROFANATICA- PROFANATITAS DE DOMONATIA

PROFANATICA- DISGUSTING BLASPHEMIES AGAINST GOD

Also, it's been a while since I have posted other people's shit, so here si some stuff I got from KTGA! that absolutely fucking rule, and I have never heard of.

Razor Sharp Daggar, mispelled, I dunno if it is intentional, are an Agathocles rip off band, but with more d-beats. It is fucking great to hear a mincecore band I don't laready know of. I have no idea where they are from or what they do, but I am on it, and sooner or later I will ahve more material form them, if indeed there is more to be had. Good sound, but I am willing to bet it's done with a drum machine, so minus points for that.

RAZOR SHARP DAGGAR- TO PROTECT AND SERVE EP

Ptomaina are a Polish band who sound almost excatly like the demo/first album era Dead Infection, and in my book, that is a recipe for success. A little bit more death metal than the classic DI, they are what I would call a death/grind band. Songs in between the length of a death metal and a grindcore song, subject matter being in Polish, but I guess is gory as fuck, sounds like a punk band, plenty of d-beat-esque shit going on, blast beats as well, but mostly that good old thrashy, frantic beating the crap out of your drums that I am very fond of indeed. Great band, I dunno anything about them, save this demo.

PTOMAINA- SELF TITLED DEMO

So, that's all folks, hope you enjoy, next time, back to the true grind.